My Child is a freak.

Here are some of the things Liam has said this week to me. All completely out of the blue, no context leading up to them.

"Papa, can you spit fire?"

"The Fireman in the truck does not have bare feet, right?"

"I am not Liam. I am a dog, my name is Ollie. woof woof" (this actually lasted for days)

(listing the ice creams he wanted) "Choco ice, vanilla ice, house ice, strawberry ice." then when we asked what house ice tasted like, the answer was "costs money"