Basket baby

Am I a bad parent? My child is essentially just another toy for me to play with. I like putting him places to see how long he takes to escape. Another great bit of fun is putting various things on his head, toys, hats, cushions.... anything I can balance there.

The way I see it, there is no point in having kids if you can't treat them like toys. This is how he will get used to doing my evil bidding.